The subcommittee has been tasked with investigating the mysterious disappearance of socks from the washing machine.
It's not just one sock, it's not just two. It's every sock. They're vanishing by the dozen, leaving only memories and a trail of lint.
Socks In Space: The Bizarre Case of Socks Disappearing into Thin Air
Local resident, Jane Doe, reports seeing "something suspicious" around the time of the sock disappearance.